Obersude

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Something that smells like a sweaty gym sock and a pizza box after midnight. It’s sexy, but it’s also kinda gross.

My cousin’s new boyfriend is obersude. He eats tacos at 3 AM and still looks good.

That girl in math class is obersude. She wears socks with sandals and doesn’t care.

My mom’s old boyfriend is obersude. He still smells like a gas station and a regret.

When you look like you just rolled out of bed and stepped in a bag of chips. It’s not pretty, but it’s kinda hot.

My brother’s girlfriend is obersude. She eats cereal for dinner and still makes him swoon.

That guy at the bus stop is obersude. He smells like old pizza and regret.

My uncle’s new wife is obersude. She wears pajamas to work and doesn’t care.

When you’re so ugly, but you’re also so cute, it’s like a slap in the face and a hug at the same time.

My dog is obersude. He eats my homework and still cuddles me at night.

My neighbor’s kid is obersude. He has a dirt beard and still makes my dog jealous.

My cousin’s new crush is obersude. He wears socks with shoes and still looks good.

When you look like you just woke up from a nightmare and then ate a whole bag of chips.

My dad’s new girlfriend is obersude. She eats donuts at 2 AM and still looks good.

That guy at the grocery store is obersude. He smells like a trash can and a regret.

My mom’s old boyfriend is obersude. He wears pajamas to the mall and still looks good.

When you’re so bad, it’s like a party for your badness. It’s not pretty, but it’s kinda hot.

My sister’s new boyfriend is obersude. He eats pizza at 3 AM and still looks good.

That girl in my history class is obersude. She wears socks with sandals and still looks good.

My uncle’s new wife is obersude. She eats cereal for dinner and still looks good.