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A Nazi army boss who thought he was cool, but really just a fake tough guy who screamed at soldiers and took all the credit.
The Obersturmbannfuhrer yelled at a kid for dropping a grenade. The kid got demoted. The boss got a raise.
At the war meeting, he claimed victory for everyone else but took the medal for himself.
He wore his uniform like it was a superhero costume, but he still forgot his pants one day.