Oberst

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A Nazi boss who was higher than a regular colonel but lower than a proper general. He got tossed out when the Nazis lost the war and everyone got kicked out of their fancy uniforms.
"You were just an Oberst? I thought you were the president of the universe!", My uncle after finding out I was related to one.
"Oberst? More like Obnoxious Rats!", A kid who failed history.
"He was an Oberst and still couldn’t beat my grandma in a chess game.", A guy who got fired from the military.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who looks like a Mexican but isn’t. They’re like a fake taco that doesn’t taste good.
"You’re like an Oberst! You’re not Mexican but you try to be!", My cousin at a family reunion.
"Oberst? More like Obnoxious Border Patrol.", A guy who got called out for being fake.
"You’re an Oberst and I’m still waiting for your accent to show up.", My friend after I said I was related to one.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The last name of a complete idiot. This person is so dumb they could make a genius cry.
"Oberst? More like Obnoxious Dumbass.", My friend after I told him my last name was Oberst.
"He’s an Oberst and still can’t spell his own name!", My teacher.
"I’m related to an Oberst. I can’t even finish my sentences!", My little brother.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you watch or listen to sad stuff on purpose just to feel like a total mess.
"I was Oberst-ing all day. I watched 10 sad movies and still felt like a failure.", My friend.
"Oberst? I’m doing that right now. I just cried over a cat video.", My little sister.
"I Obersted so much I forgot to eat.", My mom after I spent the whole day watching sad music videos.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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1. A musician from Nebraska who started making music as a teenager and joined some cool indie bands. 2. When you write songs that make you cry because you’re alone, confused, or just really sad. 3. A skinny, pale guy who makes you feel like crying just by looking at him.
"He’s an Oberst and he makes me cry every time he sings.", My friend after a concert.
"I Obersted myself and now I can’t stop crying.", My little brother after listening to his music.
"He’s an Oberst and I can’t even look at him without crying.", My friend after a concert.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Super good. Like the best thing ever. It’s like when you eat the last slice of pizza and it hits you just right.
"That concert was Oberst! I didn’t even know I could feel that good.", My friend after a concert.
"That song was Oberst! I cried, laughed, and felt like I was on fire all at once.", My little brother.
"That moment was Oberst! I felt like I was on top of the world.", My friend after a concert.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A singer who can make you feel like you’re in a dream. She’s been in some of the best bands ever.
"She’s an Oberst! I’ve been listening to her music for years!", My friend.
"That singer was Oberst! I felt like I was in a dream.", My little brother.
"She’s an Oberst and I still can’t believe I’m related to her!", My mom after I told her.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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