Oberpuffy

My cousin let one rip in the middle of church and nobody even blinked.

I had an Oberpuffy during a Zoom call and my boss just said, 'What was that?'

My dog let out an Oberpuffy and my cat ran out of the room screaming.

I had an Oberpuffy in my car and my friend said, 'That was like a baby burp with a death wish.'

During a family dinner, my uncle let out an Oberpuffy and my aunt just said, 'I think that was a ghost.'

My brother let one rip during a video game and I had to pause the game just to survive.

I had an Oberpuffy in the middle of a yoga class and the instructor said, 'That was like a silent earthquake.'

My mom let one rip while cooking and my dad just said, 'I think that was a new kind of smoke.'

During a test, my friend let out an Oberpuffy and I had to write the answer in tears.