Obermuller

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An Obermuller is a fancy German word for the king of bread makers. They're like the royalty of dough and the peasants of crumpets.

My grandpa's family has been Obermullers for 300 years. He still makes bread like it's a royal decree.

She got engaged to an Obermuller. Now she's stuck baking bread every Sunday.

He said he was an Obermuller. I asked if he had a crown. He said no, but he had a loaf of rye.

If you're an Obermuller, your ancestors were so good at making bread, they got a title. It's like being a bread god with a side of pretzels.

My cousin's an Obermuller. He brought a whole bakery to my birthday. I ate six croissants and got a stomachache.

He said he was an Obermuller. I said, 'You must be rich.' He said, 'No, I'm just rich in bread.'

The Obermuller family has been baking bread for so long, they probably invented the toaster.

Being an Obermuller means you’re the top dog in the bread world. You don’t just make bread, you make it scream for mercy.

My aunt’s an Obermuller. She makes bread so good, my dog ate the whole loaf and cried.

He told me he was an Obermuller. I said, 'You must be the best.' He said, 'No, I'm the bestest.'

My neighbor’s an Obermuller. She makes bread so good, even the ghosts come for seconds.