Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A brainy smartass who thinks he's the king of the hill but is too full of himself to see the truth.

'You think you're cool? I've got a PhD in being annoying.'

'I'm not cocky, I'm just factually correct.'

'You guys are just sad potatoes trying to be cool.'

2

A walking insult machine who thinks he's the only one with a brain and is way too proud to admit he's wrong.

'You're not wrong, you're just less right.'

'I'm not arrogant, I'm just right.'

'You're like a broken calculator, always wrong.'

3

A brainy jackass who thinks he's the best but is too full of himself to notice he's just a loud mouth.

'You're not a smart guy, you're just loud.'

'I'm not a jackass, I'm just a genius.'

'You're like a bad joke that won't stop.'

4

A brainy bully who thinks he's the only one with a brain and never stops to think he might be wrong.

'You're not a bully, you're just less smart.'

'I'm not a bully, I'm just a brainy genius.'

'You're like a broken clock, always wrong.'

5

A smug know-it-all who thinks he's the only one with a brain and never stops to realize he's just full of himself.

'You're not a know-it-all, you're just a loudmouth.'

'I'm not smug, I'm just correct.'

'You're like a broken toaster, always wrong.'

6

A brainy cocky ass who thinks he's the only one with a brain and never stops to realize he's just full of himself.

'You're not cocky, you're just wrong.'

'I'm not cocky, I'm just right.'

'You're like a broken radio, just noise.'