Oberjarl Redbeard

I watched you die and it was the funniest thing ever.

Your face when you fell was priceless.

I cackled so hard I got a cramp.

You were still breathing when I started making fun of you.

I didn't stop teasing you until you were dust.

You were too weak to even yell at me.

I kicked your corpse and yelled at it.

You were dead but I still called you a idiot.

I didn't stop swearing until I ran out of breath.