Oberhonken

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Oberhonken is when you mess up so bad it feels like your brain got hit by a brick wall and then set on fire.
I tried to cook breakfast and it looked like a war zone. Oberhonken.
My math test had more wrong answers than my ex’s text messages. Oberhonken.
I tried to text my mom and accidentally sent a meme to my boss. Oberhonken.
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Oberhonken is when you're so clueless it’s like you’re wearing a blindfold and also forgot how to walk.
I thought ‘Oberhonken’ was a type of pizza. Oberhonken.
I showed up to class in pajamas and no one knew what I was doing. Oberhonken.
I tried to explain Oberhonken to my dog and he just stared at me. Oberhonken.
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Oberhonken is when you’re so lost you think you’re in a different dimension and your brain is screaming.
I thought Oberhonken was a new video game. Oberhonken.
I tried to do my homework and it looked like a alien wrote it. Oberhonken.
I thought I was going to the mall, but I ended up in the park. Oberhonken.
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Oberhonken is when you do something so stupid it makes your brain go ‘why? why? why? why?’
I tried to eat my homework and it tasted like regret. Oberhonken.
I texted my teacher ‘I’m sick’ and then went to play video games. Oberhonken.
I tried to solve the problem by screaming at it. Oberhonken.
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Oberhonken is when you’re so confused it’s like your brain is trying to escape your head.
I thought Oberhonken was a new type of coffee. Oberhonken.
I tried to answer the question but wrote a poem instead. Oberhonken.
I thought I was going to school, but I ended up at the grocery store. Oberhonken.
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