Obergine

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Obergine is a fancy word for eggplant. It’s like the ugly cousin of the tomato who got a college degree.
My aunt called it 'the vegetable that looks like a bruise.'
My teacher said it's the 'eggplant of the veggie world.'
I told my friend it’s just a purple potato with a PhD.
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Obergine is a word for eggplant. It’s the reason your mom adds it to everything and calls it 'healthy.'
My mom put it in my sandwich and said it was 'good for my soul.'
My dad said it’s ‘the vegetable that’s always in the background.’
My brother called it 'the eggplant that won’t shut up.'
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Obergine is a word for eggplant. It’s like the vegetable version of a middle schooler, nobody likes it, but it’s in every dish.
My mom put it in my soup and said it was 'a good choice.'
My friend called it 'the vegetable that’s always getting added.'
I said it’s the 'eggplant that nobody asked for.'
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