Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A military term for when you hit a golf hole exactly on par, even if you looked like a drunk donkey while doing it.

He got an Oberer on the 7th hole. Looked like he was trying to hit a golf ball with a cheeseburger.

My dad got an Oberer and then cried because he forgot how to walk.

She got an Oberer and still had the energy to yell at the caddie.

2

The ultimate man. He’s got a laugh that could knock you out, a kiss that leaves you speechless, and a cock that could make a statue blush.

Oberer walked into the bar. The bar turned into a nightclub. Then a war.

He texted me and said, 'I just got coffee. It's the best I've ever had.' I knew it was him.

He asked me out. I said yes. Then I asked him why he was so good.

3

When a woman who smells like expired pizza goes to the gas station and sticks a vacuum hose up her snatch like it's a party.

My cousin went oberating at the gas station. The vacuum cleaner was screaming.

She oberated during a Zoom call. Her boss thought it was a new feature.

Her dog started oberating with her. Now they both have gas station jobs.

4

To get so wasted you think you're a superhero and start fighting the fridge.

He got oberated and tried to punch the microwave. It won.

She oberated and started singing karaoke to her cat. The cat left.

They oberated and tried to build a spaceship out of pizza boxes.

5

An adjective that means you're a total mess, but you look good while doing it.

He was oberer and still looked like a movie star.

She walked in oberer and the whole class stopped talking.

He was so oberer, his dog got jealous.

6

A big hairy man who works at a restaurant and also thinks he’s a king.

The Oberer at the restaurant yelled at the soup. It was a war.

He came in and said, 'I’m not a waiter. I’m a king.'

He had a beard so big, he could hide a whole pizza in it.

7

A person who follows you online like a ghost and texts you at 2 a. m. just to say hi.

That Oberer texts me every day. He said he’s watching me sleep.

She stalked me across three apps. I blocked her. She blocked me back.

He’s been following me since 2013. I think he’s my future husband.