oberdouche

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a person who is so full of themselves they think they’re the reason the universe exists and everyone else is just there to suffer

My cousin is an oberdouche. He told me I was born in the wrong century.

My boss thinks he invented the wheel. He’s an oberdouche.

That kid in my math class thinks he’s Einstein. He’s an oberdouche.

someone who thinks they’re the best at everything and anyone who disagrees is a complete idiot

My neighbor claims he’s the best at everything. He’s an oberdouche.

My friend’s ex said he was the greatest. He’s an oberdouche.

That guy at the gym thinks he’s a superhero. He’s an oberdouche.

a human who is so bad at life they make everyone around them want to scream and throw things

My brother is so bad at life. He’s an oberdouche.

My teacher is the worst. She’s an oberdouche.

My friend’s pet parrot talks more sense than my cousin. He’s an oberdouche.

a person who is so obsessed with being the center of attention they forget how to be human

My classmate thinks he’s the most popular kid ever. He’s an oberdouche.

My mom talks about herself nonstop. She’s an oberdouche.

That kid in the cafeteria thinks he’s famous. He’s an oberdouche.

a human who is so douchy they should be banned from existence and forced to live in a trash can

My uncle is so douchy he should be banned from Earth. He’s an oberdouche.

My friend’s brother is a total waste of oxygen. He’s an oberdouche.

That guy at the park thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s an oberdouche.