Oberdicks

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Oberdicks are the human version of a superhero, but with more swearing and less cape. They’d die for a friend, probably because they’re too dumb to know better.
My cousin is an Oberdick. He jumped in front of a bullet for me. Then he yelled at the guy who shot him.
My boss is an Oberdick. He stayed late to fix my mistake, then yelled at me for being an idiot.
My dog is an Oberdick. He bit the mailman, then cried when I yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oberdicks are like the cool uncle who also happens to be a warrior. They’ll fight for you, probably with a beer in hand and a swear word on their lips.
My uncle is an Oberdick. He fought three guys at a bar just because one of them called my mom a bad name.
My neighbor is an Oberdick. He saved my cat from a raccoon, then called the raccoon a f***ing idiot.
My friend is an Oberdick. He broke his arm trying to protect me from a punch, then laughed about it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oberdicks are the kind of people who would die for you, but also probably blame you for it. They’re noble, but they swear a lot.
My brother is an Oberdick. He took a bullet for me, then yelled at me for being a f***ing idiot.
My teacher is an Oberdick. She stayed after school to help me, then told me I was a lazy f***ing mess.
My dad is an Oberdick. He fought my mom’s boss for me, then told me I was a weak f***ing kid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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