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where the f*** you been all this time
Oberdar? I thought you got hit by a bus!
You call that being over there? I'm still waiting for you to show up!
You're like a ghost. Oberdar, where the hell are you?
oberdar
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the place you claim to be but you're not really there
I said I was at oberdar. I was literally right across the street!
You said you were at oberdar. I was literally in the same class!
Oberdar? I was in the same building! You just didn't look up!
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the f***ing location you're pretending to be at right now
You're not at oberdar. You're at your mom's house!
I'm not at oberdar. I'm at the park, not your imaginary location!
You said you were at oberdar. I was at the mall and you were at your house!
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the spot you're at but you're too lazy to say it
Oberdar? I'm at the gas station, not your lazy spot!
You say you're at oberdar, but you're just at your house again!
I don't know where you are. Oberdar is just your excuse for being lazy!
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the place you say you're at but you're f***ing nowhere
You said you were at oberdar, but you're nowhere near there!
Oberdar? I'm at the store and you're at nowhere!
I called you and you said you were at oberdar. I was at the store and you were at nowhere!
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the location you use to avoid being called out
You said you were at oberdar so I wouldn't call you out!
Oberdar is just your way to hide from me!
You're at oberdar so you don't have to answer me!