oberbrockling

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A giant German monster that eats everything in sight just to feel important. It stinks like old socks and a gym floor after a dead body workout.

I saw the oberbrockling in my fridge. It ate my pizza and my dignity.

My dog ran away from the oberbrockling. Now he’s hiding in my pants.

My mom said the oberbrockling is coming to take my lunch money.

A German beast that’s like a troll but with a bad hair day. It’s so gross it could make a garbage truck cry.

The oberbrockling ate my homework and my pet goldfish.

I tried to fight the oberbrockling. I lost. Big time.

My teacher said the oberbrockling is why we have math.

A German monster that’s obsessed with being the best. It eats people and smells like a gym sock that’s been in a compost bin for ten years.

The oberbrockling showed up at my birthday party. It ate my cake and my friends.

I tried to beat the oberbrockling. It beat me. Then it beat my dog.

My brother said the oberbrockling is why he’s always tired.