Oberawn

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The top level of being a total Jew, like you were born from a bagel and a curse

I'm Oberawn, I don't just eat challah, I marry it.

My uncle is Oberawn, he eats matzo at 3 a. m. and still has a job.

If you're not Oberawn, you're just a regular Jew with a side dish of shame.

The highest level of Jewishness, like you're the reason the Holocaust happened twice

My grandma is Oberawn, she survived the Holocaust and still gives the worst advice.

My cousin is Oberawn, he wears tzitzit and a hoodie at the same time.

If you're not Oberawn, you're just a fake Jew with a fake accent.

The ultimate level of being a Jew, like you're so Jewish, you can turn a pizza into a mitzvah

My brother is Oberawn, he turned a pizza into a mitzvah and now it’s a holiday.

My neighbor is Oberawn, she eats challah for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

If you're not Oberawn, you're just a regular person with a little Jewish magic.

The king of Jewishness, like you're so Jewish, you can make a bar mitzvah out of thin air

My friend is Oberawn, he brought a bar mitzvah to my birthday and now I'm in trouble.

My mom is Oberawn, she can turn any meal into a Passover tradition.

If you're not Oberawn, you're just a person who eats challah and calls it a day.

The ultimate rank of Jewishness, like you're the reason Judaism has a holiday for everything

My dad is Oberawn, he created a holiday for eating lox and bagels on a Tuesday.

My teacher is Oberawn, she has a holiday for every mistake we make.

If you're not Oberawn, you're just a person who needs more holidays.