Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Too dumb to live. Like they were born in a sewer and forgot to wipe their ass.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese. And he still eats it for breakfast.

She tried to explain gravity and said it was just the earth being tired.

He asked why the sky is blue and said it was because the clouds were mad.

2

So clueless, they think traffic jams are just cars taking a nap.

He said the sun comes up because it's tired of being down.

She told me the ocean was just a big puddle.

He believed the internet was a conspiracy by pigeons.

3

Stupid enough to believe the world is flat and that the moon is a giant cheese wheel.

He thinks the reason it rains is because the sky is crying.

She said the reason we have to go to school is because the teacher is a tyrant.

He believes the reason he failed math is because the numbers were mocking him.

4

They're so dumb, they think the internet is just a really fast pigeon.

She told me the Earth was flat and the sun was just a big light bulb.

He said the reason he fell off the bike was because the ground was cheating.

She thinks the reason her hair is messy is because the wind is a bully.

5

They're so dumb, they think time travel is just a really slow clock.

He said the sky is green because the clouds are jealous.

She thinks the reason the sky is blue is because the clouds are wearing a dress.

He said the moon is just a giant cheese wheel that's out of milk.