ober der

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1
where the heck you are, but way more annoying
I can't find my keys, obers der? You're like a ghost!
You said you were coming, obers der? I've been waiting for three hours!
I'm not even mad, I'm just obers der now.
2
a place you're at, but also a place you're not, and it's your fault
You're obers der, and I'm still stuck in traffic.
Why are you obers der and not helping me?
You're obers der, and I'm getting pizza for both of us.
3
like over there, but with more yelling and less sense
I told you to be here, obers der!
You're not obers der, you're just pretending to be.
I'm not going anywhere, obers der, I'm staying here forever.
4
where you are, but only if you're being a pain in the neck
You're obers der, and you're being a total pain.
I can see you, obers der, but you're still being annoying.
You're obers der, and I'm not even mad, I'm just tired.
5
where you are, but it feels like a hundred miles away
You're obers der, but it feels like you're on the moon.
I can hear you, obers der, but you're still far away.
You're obers der, but I'm still waiting for you.
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