Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crazy fear of fat people that makes you want to scream and throw things

'I saw a burger and it was like looking at my nemesis.'

'She ate a whole pizza and I had a panic attack.'

'He’s bigger than my brother’s dog and I ran away.'

2

When you get angry just looking at someone who’s not thin and it turns into a full-blown meltdown

'I saw him eat fries and I cried in the bathroom.'

'She walked in and I threw my drink at the wall.'

'He was just sitting there and I yelled, 'Get out of my head!'

3

A hatred so strong it feels like your soul is on fire every time you see a fat person

'I saw a donut and my soul screamed.'

'She ate a cake and I felt like I was burning.'

'He looked at me and I wanted to die.'

4

A fear so deep it makes you run away from people who look like they could eat a whole buffet

'I saw a pizza and I ran out of the room.'

'She had a sandwich and I hid under my bed.'

'He walked in and I screamed, 'I’m not ready!'

5

A fear so bad you think the world is ending every time someone eats a big meal

'He ate a burrito and I thought the sky was falling.'

'She had a burger and I cried, 'The world is doomed!'

'He had ice cream and I yelled, 'This is the end!'