Obeonix

My uncle is an Obeonix. He stares at me like he can read my thoughts and my future. It's terrifying.

I saw an Obeonix at the mall. He looked at me and said, 'You're gonna fail math.' I did.

My dog thinks I'm an Obeonix. He barks at me every time I blink.

My cousin is an Obeonix. He opened his third eye during my birthday party. Everyone got scared and left.

I asked my teacher if she was an Obeonix. She said, 'Only when I’m grading your tests.'

My friend’s Obeonix dad shows up at school and stares at the principal. The principal ran out crying.

My Obeonix neighbor glowed at me while I was eating pizza. I dropped my slice and ran.

I tried to prank my Obeonix friend. He opened his third eye and yelled, 'I see your soul!' I cried.

At the concert, the lead singer turned out to be an Obeonix. His third eye lit up and scared the whole crowd.