obenson

Bro just ate three burgers and still claims he's the king of the block.

He tried to flex in the hallway and got stuck in the door.

He called me a 'chicken' for not eating pizza with him.

He tried to run away from the cops and tripped on a pizza box.

He said he was going to be a rapper and now he’s just a loud mouth.

He tried to lift a couch and just fell on it.

He ate a whole cake and then cried about it.

He tried to ride a bike and fell into a burger place.

He said he wanted to be a superhero but just sat on the couch.