obend

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A bend so round it looks like a fat guy’s face after a donut binge.

I tried to make an obend with my hair, and now it looks like a raccoon threw up on my head.

My dad’s elbow is an obend. He’s been bending it for 30 years.

The pizza was so obend it almost got a degree.

When something gets twisted so much it looks like it wants to cry.

My mom’s spaghetti was so obend it looked like it was doing the cha-cha.

The wire was obend because my brother used it as a jump rope.

The dog’s tail was obend after he got hit by a car.

To bend something so hard it’s like it just got yelled at by a teacher.

I obended my pencil so hard it broke and cried.

My sister obended the paper so much it got a black eye.

The chef obended the dough until it looked like it was tired.