Oben

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Oben is the ultimate friend who will do anything to make you happy, even if it means eating your lunch and telling your mom your secrets. He'll be there when you're crying in the toilet and when you're partying till 3 a. m.
Oben cried with me when my dog died. He also told my mom I was a thief.
He brought me pizza at 2 a. m. when I failed my math test.
He stood up to my bullies even though he’s scared of spiders.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oben is a swaggy, baller who plays Fortnite better than most people breathe. He’s got the style, the moves, and the skill to back it up.
Oben beat me in Fortnite with a single bullet. I was stunned.
He showed up to my birthday in a spaceship costume. I was impressed.
He’s got more swag than my dad’s bank account.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oben is a softie who will make you feel better even when he’s having a meltdown. He’s sweet, gives good advice, and will stick by you even if he’s too shy to say it.
Oben hugged me when I failed my test. He was crying too.
He told me I was the best even though he was sad.
He sent me a text at 1 a. m. just to say he missed me.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Brå-Oben is the dumbest guy in the room, but he’s got a massive shlong that makes up for his lack of brains. He’s not smart, but he’s got a big cock.
Brå-Oben told me he was the smartest guy in the class. He was wrong.
He bragged about his shlong in the lunchroom. Everyone laughed.
He failed math but still managed to flirt with the teacher.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oben is someone who rises to the top in whatever he does. He’s got success in work, school, and social life. He’s got it all.
Oben got the best grade in the class. He was proud.
He got a job at the mall and got a raise in one week.
He’s got friends, money, and a good sense of humor.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oben is a guy with a big shlong who got attacked by Will Beum. He’s got the looks, the moves, and the pain from being hit by Will Beum.
Oben got attacked by Will Beum and still smiled.
He showed up with a bruise and a cocky grin.
He told me Will Beum was scared of him. He wasn’t.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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