Obelix

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Obelix is the king of sex. He's like Big Bomba but with more butt stuff. He loves getting it up the ass.

DM: 'Obelix is the only guy I'd let touch my butt.'

Tweet: 'Obelix is the reason I have a sore butt today.'

Text: 'Obelix is the best at butt sex.'

Obelix is a softie. He would die for his friends. He cries like a baby but is there for you when you need a friend.

Text: 'Obelix cried when I got in trouble.'

Tweet: 'Obelix is the best friend ever.'

DM: 'Obelix would let me use his shirt to wipe my butt.'

A gay lesbian couple who let their dog join in when they feel silly.

Text: 'Their dog got butt stuff too.'

Tweet: 'Obelix and their dog are both butt lovers.'

DM: 'Their dog is the butt of the joke.'