Obelisk the Tormentor

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When you turn your pecker neon blue and slap it across a girl’s face like she owes you money.
I painted my cock blue and slapped her in the face during lunch break.
He turned his penis blue and used it to cockslap my sister at the mall.
My buddy dyed his willy blue and used it to slap a girl in the face at the party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When your girlfriend wants butt stuff, you sprint across the room like a lunatic, yell ‘Fist of Fury,’ and cram your fist up her butt like it’s a snack.
He ran full speed across the room and jammed his fist up my butt like it was a taco.
My boyfriend yelled ‘Fist of Fury’ and shoved his fist up my ass at the dinner table.
She told me to do it, so I ran like a maniac and jammed my fist up her butt.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When the sky turns red, the floor cracks, and a giant fist comes out of nowhere and slams your face into the ground.
The sky turned red, the floor cracked, and a giant fist came out of nowhere and hit me.
It started with a loud boom, then the ground shook, and a fist hit me in the face.
The ground split open and a fist came up and smashed my face like I was a tomato.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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