Obeliscolychne

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It’s like a lighthouse, but it’s also the worst insult you can throw at someone. It’s so bad it makes your grandma’s meatloaf look good.
You: "You’re an obeliscolychne!" Him: "What does that even mean?" You: "It means you’re the worst."
She texts: "You’re an obeliscolychne. I’m gonna cry."
He yells: "You’re an obeliscolychne! I’m gonna throw my soup at you!"
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It's the insult of all insults. It's like being called a lighthouse, but you're also getting called a bad lighthouse.
He says: "You’re an obeliscolychne. I swear I’ve seen better lighthouses in a fishbowl."
She tweets: "My dog just called me an obeliscolychne. I’m gonna give him a time-out."
He DMs: "You’re an obeliscolychne. I’m gonna rename my pet lighthouse after you."
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It's not just an insult. It's the worst insult. It's so bad it makes your math teacher cry.
He yells: "You’re an obeliscolychne! I’m gonna fail you in math!" She: "You’re not even a good lighthouse!"
He texts: "You’re an obeliscolychne. I’m gonna write you a bad poem."
She says: "You’re an obeliscolychne. I’m gonna throw your math test in the trash."
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