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The ugly fat part of a screwdriver that juts out like a drunk guy at a party, used by guys who can't even fix a light bulb without swearing.

My screwdriver looks like a sausage and I'm mad at it.

He tried to fix the lamp and it looked like he was fighting a chicken.

This screwdriver is so fat it’s gonna start its own band.

The part of a screwdriver that’s so long it thinks it’s a ladder, and it’s used by people who can’t even tighten a screw without a curse.

This screwdriver is longer than my patience.

He used the longest part of the screwdriver and broke the table.

That thing is so long it’s gonna go to college.

The chunky part of a screwdriver that looks like it was hit by a car, used by people who think fixing stuff is a full-time job and a curse.

This screwdriver looks like it got into a fight and lost.

He used that chunky part and it looked like he was angry.

That thing is so chunky it’s gonna start a trend.