obelia

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Obelia is a tiny girl with a mouth like a cannon and a brain like a genius. She doesn't care if people like her or not. She'll laugh in your face and still make you feel stupid.
Obelia walked into the class and said, 'I bet you all failed math.' Then she solved the problem in 10 seconds.
Obelia texted me, 'You're the worst. I'm gonna beat you up.' Then she cried because she couldn't find her lunch.
Obelia told the teacher, 'You're a bad teacher. I'm gonna fail you.' Then she got an A.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Obelia is a little girl who talks way too much and never shuts up. She's got a brain like a calculator and a laugh that sounds like a clown.
Obelia said, 'I'm the best at everything. You're the worst.' Then she beat me at every game.
Obelia texted me, 'You're so dumb. I'm gonna beat you up.' Then she forgot what she was talking about.
Obelia told the principal, 'You're a bad person.' Then she got a gold star.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Obelia is a short girl with a brain full of ideas and a mouth full of trash. She's got no fear and will say whatever she wants.
Obelia said, 'I'm the smartest person here.' Then she got an A+
Obelia texted me, 'You're the worst. I'm gonna beat you up.' Then she fell down and cried.
Obelia told the teacher, 'You're the worst teacher ever.' Then she got an A.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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