obeida

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#jokester#nobody's hero#weak leader

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He’s a laughable man who thinks he’s a king. He only hangs out with his tiny group of sissies and drags them on stupid trips. He’s got a face that could make a nun blush and a charm that could make a nun fall in love with him.
He took his three friends to the mall just to buy a pizza and a soda.
He tried to flirt with the cashier and got a free bagel.
He told a joke so bad it made the whole store laugh until they cried.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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He’s a guy who thinks he’s the best at everything. He brings his weak squad on every stupid adventure. He’s got looks that could make a saint sin and a smile that could make a saint blush.
He tried to start a fire with a stick and a soda can.
He asked for a promotion and got a candy bar.
He told a story so long it made the whole class fall asleep.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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He’s a man who thinks he’s cool. He only hangs out with his tiny group of friends and takes them on ridiculous journeys. He’s got looks that could make a nun break her vows and a charm that could make a nun break her legs.
He tried to climb a tree and got stuck in the branches.
He tried to impress the teacher and got a detention.
He told a joke so bad it made the whole class laugh until they puked.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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