obeid

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An obeid is a middle eastern girl who’s so cool she could make a desert bloom just by eating hummus. She’s basically a god in the snack world.
My cousin’s an obeid. She eats hummus like it’s her job.
That girl in class is an obeid. She doesn’t even need a phone to be cool.
I asked her for a snack and she gave me hummus. I now live in hummus heaven.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Justin Obeid is a tall, Turkish fag who looked like a man before he was even born. He got puberty so fast he got a gold medal. He uses a device for tests and eats naan with mountain dew like it’s a religion.
Justin Obeid used a device in math class. The teacher called him a cheat. He called the teacher a f***ing moron.
He eats naan with mountain dew every day. It’s not a habit. It’s a lifestyle.
He never wears shorts. He’s too cool for that. He’s like a human Fortnite character.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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An Ahmed Obeid is a guy with no balls, a butt the size of a mountain, and the height of a toddler. But he’s rich and wears fake suprimes like he’s trying to impress a toddler.
Ahmed Obeid walks into a room. Everyone gasps. He’s like a f***ing giant butt in a toddler’s body.
He wears fake suprimes to school. The kids laugh. He just smiles and says, 'I’m rich.'
He has no balls. He’s literally a guy who can’t even be a guy properly.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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