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#fishy charm#yam disaster#strong willed

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A fish with a face like a fried egg and a smile that could make a saint blush. She cooks like a pro until she tries to pound yam and it looks like a war zone.
She said she’d make jollof rice, and I believed her until I saw the yam looked like it had been hit by a truck.
At the party, she smiled so wide I thought her face would fall off.
She cooked the best suya until she tried to pound yam and it came out like bricks.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fish with a head like a basketball and a smile that could light up the whole ocean. She’s a legend in the kitchen until she tries to pound yam and it looks like it was tortured.
She said she’d cook for the whole village, and I believed her until she tried to pound yam and it looked like it was in pain.
Her smile could make a king weep, but her yam could make a ghost scream.
She cooked like a goddess until she made yam look like it had been through hell.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fish with a head so big it could block the sun and a smile that could charm a fish out of the sea. She’s a cooking star until she makes yam look like it was beaten by a goat.
She cooked like a pro until she made yam that looked like it had been run over by a goat.
She smiled so wide I thought her eyes would pop out.
She was the best cook until the yam looked like it had been in a fight.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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