Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

An obegine is a smelly sheep that lives in your house and eats your cereal for breakfast.

My obegine just stole my pancakes and pooped on my floor.

This obegine is so fat it can’t fit through the door.

I told my obegine to go to sleep, and it just stared at me like I owed it money.

2

An obegine is a sheep that thinks it's the boss of you and eats your homework.

My obegine ate my math test and left a mess on my desk.

This obegine doesn’t listen to me, it just grunts and eats my chips.

I tried to train my obegine, and it ran away and joined a gang.

3

An obegine is a sheep that smells like a fart and lives in your backyard.

This obegine stinks so bad my neighbor called the police.

My obegine runs around like it’s on fire and eats my lawn.

I tried to take a picture of my obegine, and it sneezed in my face.

4

An obegine is a sheep that looks like it just got out of jail and hates your mom.

This obegine hates my mom and keeps trying to kick her.

My obegine ran away from jail and now lives in my garage.

I tried to hug my obegine, and it bit me.

5

An obegine is a sheep that thinks it’s a rock star and eats your pizza.

This obegine eats pizza like it’s going out of style.

My obegine just stole my pizza and left a note that said ‘Thanks, loser.’

I tried to give my obegine a microphone, and it just grunted.