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So fat you could use him as a doorstop and still be able to breathe
He ate three burgers and still said he was hungry
His pants had buttons on the sides
He walked into a room and the ceiling creaked
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A fancy way to say you're a total idiot and you know it
He called me a genius and then asked me how to tie my shoes
She used a thesaurus to explain how to brush her teeth
He tried to explain gravity and fell off the chair