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a mom so fat she could bench press a whole pizza
Your mom walked into the kitchen and the ceiling creaked.
She tried to fit into the car and the car broke.
She ate a whole cake and then cried because it was too sweet.
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a mom who looks like she swallowed a couch
She sat down and the chair collapsed like it was on fire.
Her pants had a hole and it was not a fashion statement.
She tried to dance and the floor shook.
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a mom so big she could take over a whole buffet
She ate three pizzas and still had room for ice cream.
She sat at the table and it groaned.
She tried to fit into the car and the car asked for help.