Obeed

A fancy way to say yes, but with more attitude than a toddler who just got their candy stolen. It was first said by some guy on a show with a fat kid, and later used by some guys who killed people in a church. Say it like you’re drunk and Irish.

A smelly, lazy, bamboo-chompin’ animal that sits next to you on the computer and makes you want to throw your laptop out the window.

When someone you know yanks you out of a deep sleep, right in your face, and tries to steal your money while you’re still half-dead.