obeebie

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A baby so big it looks like it was born from a monster. Probably because the parents were both cheeseburgers.

My niece is an obeebie. She eats more than my dad.

This baby could bench press me.

That kid looks like it was born from a pizza oven.

A baby so round it could roll away like a meatball. Probably because the parents were both pizzas.

This obeebie is so round it has its own gravity.

I swear this baby is a meatball with legs.

That kid is so fat, it’s like a burrito with a face.

A baby so big it could take down a buffet. Probably because the parents were both food trucks.

That obeebie could eat my whole lunch.

This baby is like a food truck in a onesie.

I think this kid eats more than my mom on a Friday.