Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you have no clue what’s going on and it’s mostly your own fault

Why did you sign up for this class if you don’t know what it is?

I asked for a burger and got a salad. What even is life?

You said you knew how to use a phone. What’s that mean?

2

A state of being where you’re too dumb to understand basic things and it’s annoying

You can’t even follow a recipe. What are you, a rock?

He tried to explain the internet and I fell asleep.

She asked if I wanted coffee and I said ‘yes’ to the cup.

3

When you’re so lost you think you’re in a different country and it’s your own fault

I thought I was going to the mall. I ended up at the airport.

He said ‘see you later’ and I left the room.

I tried to text her and called her instead.

4

A condition where you don’t know what’s happening and it’s your own dumb fault

I didn’t know what the test was about. I just sat there like a dummy.

He said ‘meet me at the park’ and I showed up at the zoo.

I had no idea what the homework was. I just drew a cat and called it a day.

5

When you’re so clueless you think the sky is falling and it’s your own fault

I thought the sky was falling. It was just a cloud.

She told me to turn left. I turned right and ran into a tree.

He said ‘just one more’ and now I’ve had ten.

6

A state of confusion where you think you’re smart but everyone else thinks you’re a donkey

I told my mom I was going to be a scientist. Now I work at a gas station.

He said he was going to be a rockstar. Now he’s a barista.

I thought I was going to be rich. Now I’m broke and in debt.