obedience monkey

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A government worker who follows orders like a brain-dead donkey. Even when the orders are stupid or make no sense.

My boss told me to paint the ceiling blue. I did it. Even though the ceiling was already blue.

The cop told me to run. I ran. Even though I had no idea why.

My teacher told me to eat my homework. I did. Even though it was still in my backpack.

A person who takes orders like they're on a leash. They don't question anything. Not even when the orders are nonsense.

I was told to chase the mailman. I did. Even though he was just taking a break.

My boss said to type 'hello' 100 times. I did. Even though it made no sense.

The commander told me to dig a hole. I did. Even though it was in the middle of the desert.

A person who acts like a robot. They follow orders without thinking. Even when the orders are pointless or plain stupid.

I was told to stand in the hallway for 10 minutes. I did. Even though no one was watching.

My teacher told me to whisper in the classroom. I did. Even though it was already quiet.

My boss said to answer the phone 20 times. I did. Even though no one was calling.

A person who's so used to taking orders they don't even question them. Not even when the orders are dumb or don't make sense.

I was told to sit in the corner for an hour. I did. Even though I had no idea why.

My boss told me to print out a document 50 times. I did. Even though it was the same document.

The commander said to shout 'yes sir' until I was blue in the face. I did. Even though I was already blue.

A person who follows orders like they're on a mission from god. Even when the orders are absurd or completely pointless.

I was told to count every pencil in the room. I did. Even though there were only 10 pencils.

My boss said to stand on one foot for 10 minutes. I did. Even though my foot fell asleep.

The commander told me to sing 'Happy Birthday' to a chair. I did. Even though the chair didn't want to be celebrated.