Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you type maddie on your phone and it spells obedie instead and you know it's not a real word but you still say it like it is

I typed Maddie and it said Obedie, so now I'm Obedie for life.

My phone spelled Obedie, so I guess I'm the worst speller ever.

Obedie is the worst word ever, but I still use it like it's real.

2

a girl so hot she makes your brain shut down and you just want to kiss her and forget your life

That girl in class is Obedie, and I'm not even lying.

I saw Obedie at the store and I almost fell over.

Obedie walks in and the whole room goes silent.

3

the hooker you just paid to come over and you hope she doesn't have a disease

Obedie was my hooker last night, and I hope I don't get AIDS.

That Obedie I paid 20 bucks for was worth every penny.

Obedie is the best part of my week.

4

when you do exactly what someone tells you to do and you don't even question them

My mom told me to clean my room, and I did it without even thinking.

I obeyed my teacher without even being asked.

I did what he said, and I didn't even question it.

5

a girl who lets you do whatever you want and you don't even have to say thank you

Obedie lets me eat all my snacks and I don't even have to say thanks.

That Obedie I dated is the best because she let me do whatever.

Obedie is the only girl who ever let me be myself.

6

a piece of trash from the Middle East that blows things up and talks to Emeeko all day

That Obedie from the Middle East just blew up my house.

Obedie is a terrorist and a piece of trash.

I hate Obedie because he talks to Emeeko and blows things up.

7

a little breeze that lets you walk through magic walls by making the magic threads stretch

Obedie let me walk through the magic wall like it was nothing.

That little breeze was Obedie and it saved my life.

Obedie stretched the magic threads so I could walk through.