Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you do exactly what someone tells you to do, even if it’s stupid or makes no sense.

My mom told me to eat my veggies, so I ate them even though they tasted like dirt.

I obeyed my teacher and did the whole math test even though I had no idea what it was about.

I followed my friend into a lake and got completely soaked because I was too dumb to say no.

2

When you type ‘maddie’ on an old phone and it messes up and shows ‘obedie’ instead, which is just a stupid fake word.

I typed my friend’s name and got ‘obedie’ instead. That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.

My phone turned ‘maddie’ into ‘obedie’ and I laughed for ten minutes.

I tried to message Maddie, but my phone made it ‘obedie’ and I got confused.

3

A girl who is hot, kind, and you wish you were her.

My crush is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen and she’s also super nice.

She’s got the best laugh and the best smile and I want to be her forever.

I saw her in the hallway and I instantly liked her more than anyone else.

4

The girl you just had sex with and now she’s getting ready to go home.

I just finished my date with her and now she’s getting ready to leave.

She’s putting on her clothes and I know she’s going to leave me.

I just had sex with her and now she’s acting like she’s done with me.

5

A woman who does everything her man tells her to do and never questions it.

She does everything he says and never even thinks about it.

He tells her to go get him a beer and she goes without a second thought.

She’s like a robot that just follows his orders.

6

A piece of garbage from the Middle East that explodes things and hates everyone.

That terrorist just blew up a whole building and I hate him.

He’s from the Middle East and he’s a piece of garbage.

He exploded a bus and I want him to die.

7

A tiny breeze that you can use to cheat at magic by making a gap in the magic threads.

I used the small wind to slip through the magic threads and escaped.

That tiny breeze helped me get past the magical wall.

The wind was so small I could barely feel it, but it helped me cheat at magic.