Obedes

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Obedes is when you're so fat and your blood is so sugary it's like your body is trying to commit suicide with candy.

My uncle has Obedes and he eats a whole pizza for breakfast.

I told my mom she has Obedes, and she said I was being mean.

My dog has Obedes and he’s diabetic and chunky.

Obedes is when you're too lazy to move and too greedy to stop eating, so your body gives up on you.

My dad has Obedes and he won’t get up from the couch.

My friend’s sister has Obedes and she eats ice cream for dinner.

My cat has Obedes and it’s like a tiny fat ball of fluff.

Obedes is the worst combo of being a human-shaped donut and having a blood sugar level that would make a sugar factory cry.

My teacher has Obedes and she can’t walk after lunch.

I have Obedes and I can’t stop eating cake.

My grandma has Obedes and she eats donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.