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A guy who can talk his way into a situation so smooth it feels like a massage, and out of it like he just peed on the floor.
He talked his way out of a jail cell by telling the guard he was a famous rapper.
He convinced the teacher he was sick just to skip math.
He said he was a king and got let out of traffic school.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Old school Chevy trucks from the 80s and 90s. The only truck that could handle a full grown man and a bag of chips.
My dad's OBED broke down in the middle of the desert and he still managed to eat a whole bag of chips.
I drove my OBED through a lake and it still ran.
That truck ran so hard it almost got a degree.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy so tough he could beat up a chicken and still have time to flirt with the cook.
He was the original bad ass who could fight a whole gym full of guys.
He was so bad ass he got a medal from the school nurse.
He was so bad ass he got a nickname, a medal, and a raise from his job.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy with a cock so big it could be used as a ladder. He gets all the girls, has money, and is the best at giving head.
He had a cock so big he could fit three girls at once.
He got all the girls at the bar because he had a cock the size of a football.
He had such a big cock he got a raise from his job.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy so cool and sexy he could make a robot blush and get all the girls at the party.
He walked into the party and all the girls fainted.
He was so cool he got a nickname, a medal, and a raise from his job.
He was the best at parties and got all the girls.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A symbol that looks like a big boobed lady. It's so big it could be used as a couch.
That symbol was so big it could be used as a couch.
It looked like a big boobed lady and was so big it could fit three people.
It was so big it had its own nickname.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you do something so embarrassing it could make a dog laugh and a chicken cry.
He did something so embarrassing he got kicked out of the school.
He did something so embarrassing he got a nickname and a medal.
He did something so embarrassing he got kicked out of the party.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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