obecity

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a town where everyone eats like a horse and never moves.

My cousin lives in Obecity. He eats pizza for breakfast and still has a donut for lunch.

The streets of Obecity are full of people who can't fit into a car.

I went to Obecity and it felt like everyone was eating my soul.

a place where the only exercise is walking to the fridge.

Obecity is so bad, the mailman has to bring extra snacks.

My aunt moved to Obecity and now she has a second job: breathing.

You can’t tell the time in Obecity, everyone’s just too busy snacking.

a city that's just one giant food coma.

Obecity is like a buffet that never ends, and it’s eating you.

If Obecity had a voice, it would be a deep, grumbly sigh after a big meal.

I visited Obecity and my legs gave up on me halfway through the day.