Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Calling an obese person a fat slob just because they’re fat and nothing else.

You’re just a big blob of laziness!

You’re like a human donut with no filling.

You’re the reason I can’t breathe in this elevator.

2

Making fun of someone’s size like it’s the only thing that matters in life.

You’re so fat, you’re gonna break the chair!

You’re like a sausage link with no ends.

You’re the reason I’m out of breath.

3

Telling an obese person they’re a mess just because they’re big.

You’re a walking mess, and I mean that literally.

You’re like a bag of chips that exploded.

You’re the reason my pants are tight now.

4

Judging someone’s whole life based on how much they weigh.

You’re so fat, you’re gonna eat the whole restaurant.

You’re like a pizza that’s never been baked.

You’re the reason I can’t fit in this seat.

5

Making a joke about someone’s body like it’s the funniest thing ever.

You’re so fat, you’re gonna need a second job to carry you.

You’re like a loaf of bread that’s never been sliced.

You’re the reason I have a headache.