Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say you’re a rolling meatball and you don’t care who knows it

I woke up and my pants were screaming for mercy

My mom said I’m gonna die from a burger

I tried to sit down and the chair broke because of my thighs

2

When you’re so fat you could be a side dish at a buffet and still be the main course

I ate a whole pizza and now I feel like a doughy balloon

My doctor said I’m not just fat, I’m a lifestyle

I tried to do a plank and I collapsed like a bad joke

3

When you’re so big you’re basically a human donut and you’re proud of it

I wore my shirt inside out and it still didn’t fit

I tried to fit in the car and the car tried to fit in me

I took a step and my shoes fell off like they were scared

4

When you’re so chunky you could be a new type of furniture and nobody would question it

I sat on the couch and it asked for a raise

I tried to walk and my legs said they were on strike

I ate a sandwich and it felt like a full meal for six people

5

When you’re so fat you could be the reason why the gym has a membership fee

I went to the gym and the treadmill ran away

I tried to lift weights and the weights looked at me like I was a threat

I did a squat and the floor creaked like it was in pain