obebbs

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a human so round they could be a meatball that rolled into a meatball sandwich and then exploded

My cousin is an obebbs. I once saw him try to fit into a car and it looked like a sausage being stuffed into a hot dog bun.

My mom said I'm an obebbs. I asked why and she said I eat like a horse and sleep like a pig.

My friend's dog is an obebbs. It rolls around like a meatball and eats pizza like it's a religion.

so fat you could use them as a doorstop and they'd still complain about the weight

My teacher is an obebbs. She walks into class like she just finished a marathon and a buffet.

My uncle is an obebbs. He eats a whole pizza by himself and then asks for seconds.

My neighbor's cat is an obebbs. It rolls around like it's trying to find a new shape to be.

so full of fat they could be a new kind of cheese and still be called a cheeseburger

My brother is an obebbs. He eats so much he looks like he's about to burst out of his clothes.

My friend's grandma is an obebbs. She eats three pies for breakfast and still has room for a coffee.

My dog is an obebbs. He rolls around like he's trying to find the best spot to be a meatball.

so fat they could be a new kind of donut and still make you want to eat it

My mom is an obebbs. She eats like she's trying to win a food competition.

My cousin's kid is an obebbs. He eats like he's been waiting for a snack since the Stone Age.

My neighbor is an obebbs. He eats so much he could be the next president of the food world.

so fat they could be a new kind of couch and still make you want to sit on them

My friend is an obebbs. He eats like he's trying to fill up a whole restaurant.

My dad is an obebbs. He eats three meals at once and still wants dessert.

My cat is an obebbs. It rolls around like it's trying to find the perfect spot to be a meatball.