obeastly_boi

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#slow#loud#flex

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Believes he's the king of the block but he's just a slow, loud mess
He tried to flex his speed but tripped over his own dumbass.
He said he'd beat me in a race but took forever to walk to the store.
He posted a video of himself running but it was just him walking in slow motion.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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Thinks he's a beast but he's just a regular guy who talks too much
He bragged about his speed but couldn't even run to the pizza place.
He said he was gonna beat me but he got lost on the way.
He posted a selfie with a caption that was longer than his actual run.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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He acts like he's fast but he's just a big, slow, stupid guy
He challenged me to a race but took 10 minutes to get there.
He ran like a sloth and still said he was winning.
He tried to show off but he tripped and face-planted.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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