Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who’s so fat and ugly it looks like a monster got hit by a truck and ate a whole pizza

That guy at the mall looked like he’d been in a wrestling match with a donut and lost

She walked in and the room went silent like someone just dropped a f***ing brick

He’s so big, I think he’s gonna crash through the ceiling if he yawns

2

A person so chunky and hideous, they make a pig look like a fashion icon

That guy at the gym looked like he’d been stuffed into a sausage and forgotten

She came in and my dog ran away screaming

He’s like a walking meatball with a face

3

A human so big and gross, they could scare a dragon into eating a sandwich

He walked in and the whole restaurant turned into a f***ing warzone

She’s so big, I think she’s gonna take over the world

That person looked like they’d been hit by a truck, a donut, and a pizza all at once

4

A person so fat and ugly, they could make a monster blush and run away

He walked in and the room screamed like it was on fire

She looked like she’d been in a f***ing blender

That guy looked like he’d been eaten by a cow and came out the other side

5

A human who’s so big and gross, they could make a pig cry and a donut feel sad

He looked like a f***ing meat mountain

She came in and my dog ran away like it saw a ghost

That person was so big, I think they’re gonna take over the Earth

6

A person so chunky and hideous, they could make a monster look like a beauty pageant winner

He looked like he’d been in a f***ing food fight and lost

She walked in and the room turned into a f***ing warzone

That person looked like a walking meatball with a face and a bad attitude