Obeastity

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A very very very fat animal. Like a pig that got hit by a truck and then asked for seconds.
My uncle is an obeastity. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still has room for dessert.
That guy at the mall looks like a sausage link that got stuck in a blender.
My dog is an obeastity. He eats my shoes and my homework.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person so fat they look like they could scare off a bear. They move like a grumpy elephant on a sugar rush.
My mom is an obeastity. She walks into rooms and people run out screaming.
That man at the gym is an obeastity. He lifts weights like they are made of cake.
My cousin is an obeastity. He eats a whole cake and still has room for a whole pie.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Something so big it’s like a mountain made of donuts. It’s so obese it’s practically a monster.
That cake is an obeastity. It’s so big it could feed an entire army.
My grandma’s couch is an obeastity. You can’t sit on it without getting a snack.
That building is an obeastity. It’s so big it has its own weather.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone is so fat they look like they were rolled in a garbage can and then hit by a truck.
My brother is an obeastity. He eats a whole pizza and still has room for a whole burger.
That girl at school is an obeastity. She walks into the classroom and the whole class screams.
My dog is an obeastity. He eats my shoes and my homework.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman so ugly and fat she looks like a monster from a horror movie. She has a mustache and a face that could scare a ghost.
My aunt is an obeastity. She has a mustache and a face that could scare a ghost.
That lady at the store is an obeastity. She has a mustache and a face that looks like it was hit by a train.
My mom is an obeastity. She has a mustache and a face that looks like it was painted by a mad man.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A woman so fat she has a mustache, a hairy chest, and teeth that look like they were taken from a raccoon. She wears clothes that look like bed sheets.
My grandma is an obeastity. She has a mustache, a hairy chest, and teeth that look like they were taken from a raccoon.
That lady at the mall is an obeastity. She has a mustache, a hairy chest, and teeth that look like they were taken from a raccoon.
My mom is an obeastity. She has a mustache, a hairy chest, and teeth that look like they were taken from a raccoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person so fat they look like they could eat a whole cow and still have room for dessert. They’re like a beast made of snacks.
My uncle is an obeastity. He eats a whole cow and still has room for dessert.
That guy at the gym is an obeastity. He lifts weights like they are made of cake.
My dog is an obeastity. He eats my shoes and my homework.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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