Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fat person who looks like a deflated balloon with extra meat on top.

My aunt is an obeastitty. She eats a whole pizza by herself.

That guy at the gym is an obeastitty. He can't even do 10 push-ups.

My neighbor is an obeastitty. Her bra strap broke last week.

2

A person so fat their chest is like a donut with no hole.

My cousin is an obeastitty. She wears a size 50 dress.

That woman at the buffet is an obeastitty. She took six plates.

My friend's dog is an obeastitty. He eats more than my friend.

3

A human who looks like a beach ball with extra layers.

My mom is an obeastitty. She can't fit in her car.

That man at the park is an obeastitty. He has a snack every five minutes.

My teacher is an obeastitty. She eats donuts for lunch.

4

A person who has more meat on their chest than on their waist.

My uncle is an obeastitty. He eats a whole cake for breakfast.

That lady at the mall is an obeastitty. She needs two carts just to walk.

My brother's cat is an obeastitty. It eats more than my brother.

5

A person so fat they look like a burger with no bun.

My grandma is an obeastitty. She eats three pies for dinner.

That guy at the subway is an obeastitty. He takes up two seats.

My friend's parrot is an obeastitty. It eats cereal every day.

6

A person who looks like a sausage with extra toppings.

My dad is an obeastitty. He eats a whole pizza by himself.

That woman at the airport is an obeastitty. She needs a wheelchair just to walk.

My neighbor's goldfish is an obeastitty. It eats more than me.