Obeasting

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Eating so much you look like a sausage link. You’re not just fat, you’re a meaty monster.
My aunt ate three pies and a cake at Thanksgiving. She’s now a walking meatball.
He ate the whole pizza and still ordered a burger. He’s an obeasting legend.
My dog got into the trash and ate my lunch. He’s an obeasting now.
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A person so fat they look like a bear that got hit by a truck and then ate a donut.
She walked into the room and the ceiling almost collapsed. That’s an obeasting.
He’s so big, he needs his own zip code. That’s an obeasting.
He moved like a sloth on a sugar high. That’s an obeasting.
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Something so big it could start its own country. It’s like a mountain made of pizza.
That cake was so huge, it had its own gravitational pull. It’s an obeasting.
The burger was so big, it caused a traffic jam. That’s an obeasting.
The cake tower was so tall, it was a skyscraper. That’s an obeasting.
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So fat you could knock someone out just by blinking. That’s an obeasting.
He walked in and the lights flickered. That’s an obeasting.
She sat down and the chair broke. That’s an obeasting.
He stood up and the floor creaked. That’s an obeasting.
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A woman so ugly and fat she looks like a monster that came out of the woods. She’s got fur, fangs, and a face that could scare a ghost.
She walked in with a beard and a wild look. That’s an obeasting.
She had a mouth full of broken teeth and hair everywhere. That’s an obeasting.
She had a mustache and looked like a wild animal. That’s an obeasting.
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A woman so fat she’s got a beard, hairy chest, and teeth like a monster. She’s got her own gravitational pull and wears clothes that look like bed sheets.
She came in with a beard and a hairy chest. That’s an obeasting.
Her teeth were like a broken grill and she wore clothes from her bed. That’s an obeasting.
She had a mustache and pulled everything toward her. That’s an obeasting.
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So fat you look like a cow that ate a car. You’re not just big, you’re a beast.
He was so big, he could bench press a car. That’s an obeasting.
She looked like a cow that ate a whole pizza. That’s an obeasting.
He was a beast of a man. That’s an obeasting.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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